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The Great Mattress Experiment: Tests in Cuddling and Fornication, by [livejournal.com profile] lady_anemone, BA, and [livejournal.com profile] trouble4hire, AB

This experiment was designed after a new memory foam mattress pad was bought to make a mattress more comfortable. Our research was made possible in part due to a generous grant from the prestigious Pet Foundation, as well as the MA Sales Tax Holiday.

Hypothesis 1: There is a discernible difference between the mattress by itself and the mattress with the mattress pad.
Hypothesis 2: The mattress will be more comfortable to lie on with the mattress pad.
Hypothesis 3: As proposed by our esteemed colleague [livejournal.com profile] jenaflynn, sex will be more difficult with a memory foam mattress pad.

Somewhat naughty, very silly. Text-only, perhaps not work safe. )

This paper is publicly released for peer review as of August 20th, 2008. Your comments are appreciated.

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