My God, how the money rolls in!

[snugglekitty]

I ran across this lyric in a Neil Gaiman book recently -



My grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin
My grandma does backstreet abortions -
My God, how the money rolls in!



Verses, people. Give me verses! Show me what you got!
Yes, I've seen some of the ones out there. We can do better. Can't we?

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[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

My papa's an entrepreneur
His capital's all heroin
And ma runs a methadone clinic
My god, how the money rolls in!