My God, how the money rolls in!
Jan. 17th, 2007 09:06 pmI ran across this lyric in a Neil Gaiman book recently -
My grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin
My grandma does backstreet abortions -
My God, how the money rolls in!
Verses, people. Give me verses! Show me what you got!
Yes, I've seen some of the ones out there. We can do better. Can't we?
My grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin
My grandma does backstreet abortions -
My God, how the money rolls in!
Verses, people. Give me verses! Show me what you got!
Yes, I've seen some of the ones out there. We can do better. Can't we?
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Date: 2007-01-18 02:36 am (UTC)She beats them with a rolling pin
My granddad treats breaks and contusions
My God, how the money rolls in!
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Date: 2007-01-18 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-18 04:13 am (UTC)His capital's all heroin
And ma runs a methadone clinic
My god, how the money rolls in!
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Date: 2007-01-18 02:06 pm (UTC)He screams about Satan and sin
Priest sells indulgences ten dollars each,
My God, how the money rolls in!
Delightful!
Date: 2007-01-20 02:06 am (UTC)Her trade is in ink and in pins
Uncle Teddy does laser removals
My God, how the money rolls in!