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I ran across this lyric in a Neil Gaiman book recently -



My grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin
My grandma does backstreet abortions -
My God, how the money rolls in!



Verses, people. Give me verses! Show me what you got!
Yes, I've seen some of the ones out there. We can do better. Can't we?

Date: 2007-01-18 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woodwardiocom.livejournal.com
My grandma's a pro dominatrix
She beats them with a rolling pin
My granddad treats breaks and contusions
My God, how the money rolls in!

Date: 2007-01-18 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-anemone.livejournal.com
Hee hee! Go grandma go!

Date: 2007-01-18 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-anemone.livejournal.com
My papa's an entrepreneur
His capital's all heroin
And ma runs a methadone clinic
My god, how the money rolls in!

Date: 2007-01-18 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teratomarty.livejournal.com
The Bishop's a hellfire preacher
He screams about Satan and sin
Priest sells indulgences ten dollars each,
My God, how the money rolls in!

Delightful!

Date: 2007-01-20 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-anemone.livejournal.com
Aunt Sally's a tattoing artist
Her trade is in ink and in pins
Uncle Teddy does laser removals
My God, how the money rolls in!

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