"I'll do you like a truck"

[snugglekitty]

Last week when I was at Rebounding the instructor played a track in which it really sounded like the guy was saying, "I do it like a truck!" That can't be right, I thought, so I looked it up online afterwards. The actual song lyric is "I'll do you like a truck" and furthermore this is the name of the song. Artist is Geo DaSilva, for anyone interested - the specific track sampled Feel Good Inc by the Gorillaz.

I amused myself (and katkt too) for the rest of the evening speculating about what exactly that means. Hard like a truck? Fast like a truck? Does he only do it on the open road? Does he squish people? Is he LOUD?

Well, when I saw the instructor again today (T) I decided to mention this and how funny it was. Apparently she hadn't noticed the lyric and said she would look it up. Ten minutes later I saw her making an air-horn motion and giggling to herself.

Comments

[clonetwin.livejournal.com]

In four wheel drive?

[cystennin.livejournal.com]

Belching smoke and exhaust fumes? That's not a pretty picture.

[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. His sexual practices are NOT GREEN!

[trouble4hire.livejournal.com]

I don't think the song is referrring to this, but evidently there is a sexual position where a guy jerks himself off while part of him is inside his partner. It looks like someone changing gears.

[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

Downshift, baby! Downshift!

[trouble4hire.livejournal.com]

actually, there is a company that has repurpose an old school video game joystick to be a masturbatory device for people with penises....

[katkt.livejournal.com]

The amusing interpretations are manifold, but I think the air-horn gesture is the best response I've heard. I might have to make the air horn gesture during sex sometime when it's ok for it to devolve into giggling.

[chienne-folle.livejournal.com]

Slow to start and stop and has trouble going uphill?