goddamn horny trees.

[snugglekitty]

They plague me. They have sex in my nose. And my eyes. And my throat.

Soon, I will have my next dose of the live-giving Claritin. Soon.

Comments

[mangosteen]

That, and they're spooging all over my car.

[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

You're right, but it's hot gay sex I didn't consent to! If it were human hot gay sex, yeah, I'd be into it... but I still wouldn't want it IN MY NOSE.

[chienne-folle.livejournal.com]

Do you know Nancy/Darkrose? Every year at about this time, she used to* complain about "tree boinking." Something about that phrase just tickled me.

*She probably still does, but since she's living in California now, I don't get to hear her do it.

[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

No, I don't know Nancy. But I love the word boinking. Yay, boinking!

[desiringsubject.livejournal.com]

I'm due for a costco run soon. Claritin is loratatine, same as alavert, right? If you don't have a costco card, or some other line on cheap allergy meds, I'd be happy to pick up way cheaper alavert. Probably in the next week or so. But if your environmental allergies are like my environmental allergies, they won't be gone yet.

[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

Thanks, that's really sweet of you! My Claritin comes from BJ's - same kind of thing. We restocked a few weeks ago, so I'm all set.