care and feeding of the Honey

[snugglekitty]

inspired by rekling

-Honeys do not like being touched unexpectedly. It is wise to ask first. Honeys do not respond well to people who believe they have mystical powers entitling them to nonnegotiated touch privileges.

-Honeys love to feel pampered. They especially enjoy Acts of Service (a la Chapman) such as dinner being made for them, drinks being fetched, etc.

-Honeys are eternally curious. Please be patient with their questions.

-A Honey without solitude will wither away and die. Please respect Honeys' need for alone time.

-Honeys are always looking for book recommendations. "I saw a book I think you might like" is one of the sweetest things you can say to a Honey.

-Honeys are allergic to chocolate. The repeated offering of chocolate to Honeys makes them very sad.

-Honeys love to be cuddled and flirted with. Again, ask before touching Honeys.

-Honeys are uninterested in illegal substances. If you indulge in these to excess while a Honey is around, she may leave or laugh at you.

-Honeys love to throw parties. It is not neccesary to attend in order to be invited to future parties, however, it is necessary to tell Honey whether you will be coming.

-If you want to know what a Honey needs, just ask!

Please speak to your local Honey if you have any other questions about care and feeding.

Comments

[rabbitorf.livejournal.com]

Honeys are also very well read and it may be difficult to find books that your local Honey has not devoured already ;)

yay

[cyclothemia.livejournal.com]

This is a nice list. I like it!