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A Grinch Manifesto
Dec. 21st, 2008 01:42 pmThere are still some of you who are unaware, and we're sorry, but while we will try to break the news gently, break it we must. Not everyone likes Christmas. In fact, many of us just hate it. We can no longer sit by quietly while annual lunacy overtakes our nation. We are not saying "don't celebrate Christmas," just that you should do it in private, wash your hands afterwards, and LEAVE US OUT OF IT!
The time has come to demand our freedoms!
( The Rights We Deserve. )
Who's with me?
ETA: Gosh wow. This post was merely intended to blow off steam in what I find a very stressful time of year. I am happy for those of you that enjoy Christmas, and I hope you have a lovely time. I'm sure my life would be less complicated if I liked it too. I am... a bit mind boggled that some of you think I would vandalize someone's lawn rather than just consider the idea and grin for a minute. I didn't shoot out speakers playing Christmas music at the mall a la Hothead Paisan last year either, though as I recall I posted about that idea as well. Lighten up, folks.
The time has come to demand our freedoms!
( The Rights We Deserve. )
Who's with me?
ETA: Gosh wow. This post was merely intended to blow off steam in what I find a very stressful time of year. I am happy for those of you that enjoy Christmas, and I hope you have a lovely time. I'm sure my life would be less complicated if I liked it too. I am... a bit mind boggled that some of you think I would vandalize someone's lawn rather than just consider the idea and grin for a minute. I didn't shoot out speakers playing Christmas music at the mall a la Hothead Paisan last year either, though as I recall I posted about that idea as well. Lighten up, folks.