ringtones

So, can anybody suggest a source for ringtones?

The ones I'm interested in are not recognizable songs. Not the Blue Danube OR Hips Don't Lie. I'm interested in the ones that sound like phones, or at least, aren't trying to sound like any particular music.

And I would rather pay some money then agree to get spam text messages.

ETA: By the way, I have a Sanyo Qualcom, 3G CDMA. It does not have Internet capability.

no stove spinach

This is the spinach that goes to sleazy bars, orders the house beer, and walks around saying, "Hey, baby, what CHOO doin'?" In other words, it's very easy.

1 4 oz box frozen spinach
1 small tomato
3 cloves garlic
1 tablespoon lemon or lime juice
salt to taste

Chop garlic and tomato. Put the frozen spinach in a microwave-safe bowl or casserole dish. Add tomato, garlic, and citrus. Microwave according to package directions. Stir thoroughly and salt to taste.

better!

I'm feeling better today.

icons?

So, I am using only a very few of my icons currently.

Does anyone wish to make me an icon or two? I could use a sad icon and a snuggly one. Whedon and Miyazaki are high on my list of people to grab images from.