oh god the funny

From sunspiral:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/theglen/16735.html

If you have ever been or dated an RPGer, you need to read this.

My favorites:

22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
52. My bard does not know how to play Inna Godda Davida on the marachas.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and I cannot lie.
181. I cannot quote Shakespeare in Crinos.