oh god the funny

[snugglekitty]

From sunspiral:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/theglen/16735.html

If you have ever been or dated an RPGer, you need to read this.

My favorites:

22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
52. My bard does not know how to play Inna Godda Davida on the marachas.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and I cannot lie.
181. I cannot quote Shakespeare in Crinos.

Comments

[klingonlandlady.livejournal.com]

Hee!
And, Valley speak has no place in a fantasy setting. Especially if you're the paladin.

I think i've been in some of those campaigns... :)

[arachne8x.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for posting this. I have not laughed that much in a while.

[lady-anemone.livejournal.com]

I had to take a break in the middle of reading it because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

[arachne8x.livejournal.com]

Me too!