13 things that make Honey cranky
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- Being the only one following the rules of some system, and being yelled at by those who are not following the rules. (ie, signing up for a computer at the library instead of waiting in line, and getting yelled at by the people in line)
- When ladies ask me about my knitting and then tell me that something I think is hard is easy. Such as, "Oh, you don't need lifelines, it's perfectly easy to just stick your needles back in the stitches! Sweaters are easy! Socks on circs are totally intuitive, you don't need a class to learn that!" Fine! You do it then!
- Not being able to find a roommate/place to live. So stressful.
- All the ordinary things that go wrong with cunts in the summer. Yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and general "oh I'm so hot and not in a sexy way" type stuff.
- Having to cook when it's hot.
- Being broke.
- Dyke drama and politics.
- Misbehaving pets.
- Having to wear clothes in public when it's umpty-nine degrees out.
- Sweat that is not related to sex.
- Late buses.
- People who don't value your time (like by consistently being late).
- Being unable to stay hydrated no matter how much water and Gatorade you drink.
- Being the only one following the rules of some system, and being yelled at by those who are not following the rules. (ie, signing up for a computer at the library instead of waiting in line, and getting yelled at by the people in line)
- When ladies ask me about my knitting and then tell me that something I think is hard is easy. Such as, "Oh, you don't need lifelines, it's perfectly easy to just stick your needles back in the stitches! Sweaters are easy! Socks on circs are totally intuitive, you don't need a class to learn that!" Fine! You do it then!
- Not being able to find a roommate/place to live. So stressful.
- All the ordinary things that go wrong with cunts in the summer. Yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and general "oh I'm so hot and not in a sexy way" type stuff.
- Having to cook when it's hot.
- Being broke.
- Dyke drama and politics.
- Misbehaving pets.
- Having to wear clothes in public when it's umpty-nine degrees out.
- Sweat that is not related to sex.
- Late buses.
- People who don't value your time (like by consistently being late).
- Being unable to stay hydrated no matter how much water and Gatorade you drink.
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It's not 13, but it's somthing
Date: 2005-07-11 06:58 pm (UTC)-Dyke bars that play terrible music
-emotionally-induced insomnia
-getting up early
-finding mouldy food in my car (eeeugh! I really thought I cleaned tha cooler out. My whole stupid car stinks now. bleh)
-breaking up
*sigh*
UGH.
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Date: 2005-07-11 07:05 pm (UTC)Back pain... again.
Summer body smells.
People who refuse to use email to send in error messages, even when I explicitly ask for it in email. No, reading it to me over the phone is not the same thing.
Not being able to look down and see my own cunt anymore. Who knew I'd miss that?
Working for a living. When I get grumpy, I resent the ways in which I've chosen to make my living. This one's self-inflicted, but it's still making me cranky.
Never having the energy to cook, since the kitchen isn't air-conditioned.
The Neverending Basement Refinishing Project, which has gone on since last fall and which might or might not provide us with our new bedroom before November.
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Date: 2005-07-11 07:42 pm (UTC)*nod*
I can't always see over my tits. Having to move my tits to see my stomach sometimes makes me very, very crabby.
But hey, you'll have your view back soon. right? :)
Re: It's not 13, but it's somthing
Date: 2005-07-11 07:45 pm (UTC)-emotionally-induced insomnia
Yes!
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Date: 2005-07-11 07:47 pm (UTC)This is a major pet peeve of mine.
Working for a living. When I get grumpy, I resent the ways in which I've chosen to make my living. This one's self-inflicted, but it's still making me cranky.
It's so okay to be cranky about self-inflicted stuff.
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Date: 2005-07-11 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 09:38 pm (UTC)-the IT department running all printing through said server
-fixing my complete inability to print not being an issue becuase the IT group is too busy doing god only knows what
-my "handy man" roommate's inability to see if a fuse is blown.
-calling the roommate to see if my a/c is working and having her hang up
-finding out the a/c in my bedroom is not working
-having none of my standard passwords work on a device I borrowed which has a passowrd that is needed in order to reset it.
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Date: 2005-07-11 10:41 pm (UTC)not that I was especially cranky when I started... or that I am cranky now...
but DAMN it felt good just to BITCH!
LOL
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Date: 2005-07-11 11:07 pm (UTC)-- I have more important things to do today than go to work.
-- I seem to have needed to remind myself that I modulate my moods more effectively when I stick to my meditation practice. I seem to have reminded myself the hard way.
-- and some other miscellaneous whining that I mostly can't remember now, and just as well.
Anyhow, remember the wheel keeps turning.
oooh, yes
Date: 2005-07-12 01:39 am (UTC)-not waking up when my alarm goes off... and subsequently being late for work
-not having time to empty out my backpacks... and forgetting things i need because they don't fit in my purse
-my body's objections to hormonal birth control.. and my lack of reliable, non-hormonal, self-controlled alternatives
-pissy escorts, who are mad because their ad isn't getting any calls, even though they sent in a terrible picture and a wrong number