13 things that make Honey cranky
Jul. 11th, 2005 02:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snugglekitty(Fellow members of the Too Cranky to Live Club, please feel free to comment, post your own list... or bitch about how you shouldn't have to. *grin*)
- Being the only one following the rules of some system, and being yelled at by those who are not following the rules. (ie, signing up for a computer at the library instead of waiting in line, and getting yelled at by the people in line)
- When ladies ask me about my knitting and then tell me that something I think is hard is easy. Such as, "Oh, you don't need lifelines, it's perfectly easy to just stick your needles back in the stitches! Sweaters are easy! Socks on circs are totally intuitive, you don't need a class to learn that!" Fine! You do it then!
- Not being able to find a roommate/place to live. So stressful.
- All the ordinary things that go wrong with cunts in the summer. Yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and general "oh I'm so hot and not in a sexy way" type stuff.
- Having to cook when it's hot.
- Being broke.
- Dyke drama and politics.
- Misbehaving pets.
- Having to wear clothes in public when it's umpty-nine degrees out.
- Sweat that is not related to sex.
- Late buses.
- People who don't value your time (like by consistently being late).
- Being unable to stay hydrated no matter how much water and Gatorade you drink.
- Being the only one following the rules of some system, and being yelled at by those who are not following the rules. (ie, signing up for a computer at the library instead of waiting in line, and getting yelled at by the people in line)
- When ladies ask me about my knitting and then tell me that something I think is hard is easy. Such as, "Oh, you don't need lifelines, it's perfectly easy to just stick your needles back in the stitches! Sweaters are easy! Socks on circs are totally intuitive, you don't need a class to learn that!" Fine! You do it then!
- Not being able to find a roommate/place to live. So stressful.
- All the ordinary things that go wrong with cunts in the summer. Yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and general "oh I'm so hot and not in a sexy way" type stuff.
- Having to cook when it's hot.
- Being broke.
- Dyke drama and politics.
- Misbehaving pets.
- Having to wear clothes in public when it's umpty-nine degrees out.
- Sweat that is not related to sex.
- Late buses.
- People who don't value your time (like by consistently being late).
- Being unable to stay hydrated no matter how much water and Gatorade you drink.
