I bury it on public land (park, wilderness reserve, etc.)
Also, I'm very disturbed by how quickly I came up with that answer. Which reminds me, apropos of the season, I should write up and post the (true) burning body story sometime soon.
There wasn't room in the "something else" box for all this:
Feed the body to some pigs. Pigs will even eat the bones (or at least most of them) which pirahnas won't do. Keeping pigs is a lot less suspicious than a pirahna tank big enough to dispose of a body in -- as long as you're in a rural area.
In order to protect oneself: say nothing to anyone about the murder. "Two (wo)men can keep a secret, if one of them is dead" or so they say.
1) Disposible vehicle: Either buy a cheap car from a cash-dealer using fake ID or steal a car from the deceased's enemy. Then torch the car to remove DNA evidence to make it look like the framee torched the car to hide evidence.
Or just park it in a bad neighborhood where it will get scrapped.
2) Alternately, pack the body in coffee grounds and drop-freight ship him to another country. By the time Customs x-rays it, it should have gone through enough hands to muddle evidence and confuse the date of death.
I'm against the "harsh chemicals" route as possession of said chemicles is circumstantial evidence that could lead police to treating you as a suspect. And chemical reside us harder to get out of clothes/upholstery than smoke, which has a myriad of explainations.
I don't have answers to the poll -- none of your answers call out to me, I'd probably panic and do something stupid. Or remain calm and do something else that was stupid.
But .... is there something you're trying to tell us? ;-)
I think the best thing would be to put the corpse out in plain view. They'd think, initially, it was a homeless person who died. I don't think, in general, our law enforcement agencies are quite as efficient as "C.S.I.".
hmmmm. definitely torch the house. with them in it. alibi is: Yes, I was there at the scene of the crime. We had dinner together. It was delicious. We had bananas flambe for desert. Maybe they had seconds after I left?
Court TV wants you to think carefully about this topic
"Hey you, over here. Don't turn around," the voice warns. "Can you hear me? Do you ever think about murder, committing the ultimate crime?"
The trickster in this case is Court TV, which is drawing on some cutting-edge creepiness to make it seem like someone is talking to you - and only you.
The effect is achieved by focusing a beam of sound much like a laser. Someone standing in the beam can hear the voice loud and clear, while someone standing just two feet away can't.
Court TV has installed the sound devices, dubbed the "mystery whisperer," in a number of bookstores to promote its upcoming crime series, "Murder by the Book," narrated by popular crime authors such as James Ellroy and Jonathan Kellerman.
So don't be surprised if you're walking through the mystery section and you suddenly hear a voice come out of nowhere.
There are also plans to install the devices in the Time Warner Center.
The technology has been in use for years - mostly for military applications - but the brains behind the "audiobeam" predicted it would eventually move into the commercial realm.
Advertising seemed like a natural fit. Supermarkets and stores could beam product enticements at passersby with little or no ambient noise to annoy others nearby.
Someday the pitches could even be customized for each customer.
The technology may sound a little scary - almost Big Brother to some - but Zoom said there have been no complaints from either bookstore owners or customers.
Most people seem intrigued if a little perplexed.
Zoom has stationed observers, who pretend to read for hours, at several locations to gauge the customer reaction as they try to figure out the sound.
"They smile, they step into [the beam] and then back out again," said Patrick West, a vice president at Zoom.
Court TV and Zoom also put up poster displays to tip off consumers that it is part of an ad campaign.
If they can't figure it out or continue to hear voices, then the audio ad offers up some sound advice at the end.
"If you continue to hear a voice after walking away, please seek help immediately."
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Also, I'm very disturbed by how quickly I came up with that answer.
Which reminds me, apropos of the season, I should write up and post the (true) burning body story sometime soon.
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Feed the body to some pigs. Pigs will even eat the bones (or at least most of them) which pirahnas won't do. Keeping pigs is a lot less suspicious than a pirahna tank big enough to dispose of a body in -- as long as you're in a rural area.
In order to protect oneself: say nothing to anyone about the murder. "Two (wo)men can keep a secret, if one of them is dead" or so they say.
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Or just park it in a bad neighborhood where it will get scrapped.
2) Alternately, pack the body in coffee grounds and drop-freight ship him to another country. By the time Customs x-rays it, it should have gone through enough hands to muddle evidence and confuse the date of death.
I'm against the "harsh chemicals" route as possession of said chemicles is circumstantial evidence that could lead police to treating you as a suspect. And chemical reside us harder to get out of clothes/upholstery than smoke, which has a myriad of explainations.
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But .... is there something you're trying to tell us?
;-)
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;-)
Heh. No. I've just been watching too much CSI.
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.. just too damn intriguing.(happy halloween)
Court TV wants you to think carefully about this topic
COURT TV HAS CREEPY 'WHISPER' CAMPAIGN
By HOLLY M. SANDERS
November 8, 2006 -- If you hear voices in your head talking about committing murder, you're mind isn't playing tricks on you.
"Hey you, over here. Don't turn around," the voice warns. "Can you hear me? Do you ever think about murder, committing the ultimate crime?"
The trickster in this case is Court TV, which is drawing on some cutting-edge creepiness to make it seem like someone is talking to you - and only you.
The effect is achieved by focusing a beam of sound much like a laser. Someone standing in the beam can hear the voice loud and clear, while someone standing just two feet away can't.
Court TV has installed the sound devices, dubbed the "mystery whisperer," in a number of bookstores to promote its upcoming crime series, "Murder by the Book," narrated by popular crime authors such as James Ellroy and Jonathan Kellerman.
So don't be surprised if you're walking through the mystery section and you suddenly hear a voice come out of nowhere.
There are also plans to install the devices in the Time Warner Center.
The technology has been in use for years - mostly for military applications - but the brains behind the "audiobeam" predicted it would eventually move into the commercial realm.
Advertising seemed like a natural fit. Supermarkets and stores could beam product enticements at passersby with little or no ambient noise to annoy others nearby.
Someday the pitches could even be customized for each customer.
The technology may sound a little scary - almost Big Brother to some - but Zoom said there have been no complaints from either bookstore owners or customers.
Most people seem intrigued if a little perplexed.
Zoom has stationed observers, who pretend to read for hours, at several locations to gauge the customer reaction as they try to figure out the sound.
"They smile, they step into [the beam] and then back out again," said Patrick West, a vice president at Zoom.
Court TV and Zoom also put up poster displays to tip off consumers that it is part of an ad campaign.
If they can't figure it out or continue to hear voices, then the audio ad offers up some sound advice at the end.
"If you continue to hear a voice after walking away, please seek help immediately."